And while we are on the subject of dead marriages ... Kevin Federline was in Las Vegas this weekend. He made an appearance to host a party at Revolution at The Mirage Hotel and Casino. He was photographed with a gaggle of girls and said to have partied all night.

It was also reported that he arrived in town with his two boys, a nanny, his mother (or her mother) and a body guard, according to People Magazine. C'mon, he's a working dad. Give the guy a little credit.

And let's admit something here... this guy is looking like the stable spouse compared to Britney.

All reports say she's been "struggling" in rehab. But she also has been shopping on line and leaving to go to AA meetings. And her family is concerned she may not stick it out. I have never heard of rehab like this. The center she is in, Promises, must be rehab for spoiled, over-pampered stars and their relations. Somebody should get Britney to the Betty Ford Clinic for some real rehab! She needs some classic intervention and tough love, to help her pull it together.

And has anyone checked her hormones?

She had two babies, basically just months apart, and started cracking when began divorce proceedings when her infant son was two months old.

Probably more than anything, Britney needed a vacation, from her babies and her embarrassing marriage. She was grieving the loss of her freedom and the downward spiral of her career. She was hounded by the paparazzi that turned her into an icon and then relegated her to a Hillbilly with poor mothering skills. So she filed for divorce, partied up a storm, did weird things that got our attention, and got her parents re-involved in her life.

Its all a classic call for help. Let's hope she gets the right help. Let's hope she is willing to help herself.