Are celebrity relationships ruining your love life?

David Zinczenko has a go at this topic in Men's Health.

"Few Hollywood romances measure up to our idea of the perfect relationship," he writes.

"We all know the timeline of most celebrity hook-ups: The two meet up. They hook up. Declare their love. Get married. Buy matching sportscars/designer pets/vials of blood. Then call it off within two years, subject to introduction of nanny."

Ouch. At least he helps us mortals see that celebrity love is not always what it looks like in the movies on the red carpet.

"The celeb warning: A wedding is more than a party with cake," he surmises. "The positive lesson real couples can take from it: Listen to your wedding vows, and honor them."