Further, in Willowsdale, Oregon, a husband may not curse during sex. Well darn, that seems unfair. In Alexandria, Minnesota, no man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. The law mandates he brush his teeth if the wife requests that he does. Doesn't that discriminate against pizza lovers? An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer. Now that law makes sense to me. The next law would definitely not work in Vegas. In Helena, Montana, a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. It is just too hot in Vegas during the summer to add the three pounds of clothing.

It is just a good thing that, "What happens in Vegas;" well, you know how that goes.